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Znate onaj fazon "zašto je pile prešlo ulicu", pa kao Ajnštajn odgovara "nije prešlo nego se ulica pomerila pod njegovim nogama", Platon kaže "zbog opšteg dobra", Koštunica kaže "nisam obavešten" itd.
E, varijanta sa metal grupama:


Zašto je pile prešlo ulicu?

Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!

Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... It's bloodied body is what I cling to...

Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!

W.A.S.P.: To fuck something.

Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! Tto rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!

Type O Negative: ...

Sentenced: To end its misery.

Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!

Satan Panonski: JER JE BILA BLUDNAAAAAAAAAAA I TREBA TRPITI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!

Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

(ubaci ime power metal benda): To fly on the wings of destiny!

Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...

Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scarred...?

Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!

Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN' FURY!!!!

Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS

Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...

Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!

Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...

Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!

Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Evergrey: It went in search of truth

Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!

Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?

Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won't be feeling hollow for so long..

Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, taht is where it falls apart...

System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide