7.7.2007, 5:05
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Re: Metalci spasavaju princezu
WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN MEN- Guitars don't work late.
- Your Guitar stays as clean as you want it to.
- Guitars don't have parents or kids.
- Guitars don't get sick.
- Guitars don't get overweight, unless you like the Jumbo style.
- If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
- Your Guitar always has time for you.
- Guitars don't watch TV.
- Guitars never need a shave, nor do they have hair on their backs.
- Guitars don't snore.
- Guitars don't leave a mess in the kitchen or bathroom.
- If you don't like the length of your Guitar's appendage you can get a new one.
- You can try out as many Guitars as you like before you get your own.
- You don't have to feed your Guitar.
- Guitars never argue, you are always right.
- Guitars never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason.
- Guitars never try to show you off to their friends.
- Guitars don't come home drunk after a night out with the other Guitars.
- Guitars don't sneak around with other Guitars.
- Guitars don't care what you look like or what your age is.
- Guitars don't care and don't comment about what you spend your money on.
- Guitars don't care if you have to work late.
- When you're playing, your Guitar doesn't care if other Guitars are bigger or better.
- Guitars don't care about their performance.
- Guitars don't get you pregnant.
- Guitars don't have mothers.
- When you've finished playing, you can put it away.
- You don't have to praise a Guitar after playing it.
- Guitars don't sulk.
- Guitars don't bore you.
- Guitars don't abandon you at gatherings for more interesting players.
- Guitars don't have to prove anything.
- Guitars don't try to change you once you've bought them.
- Guitars don't get jealous of your male colleagues.
- Guitars never interrogate you.
- Second-hand Guitars don't brag about previous owners.
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