[Ulmawen]

(nastavak)

• Second-hand Guitars don't go to see previous owners when you're out of town.
• You don't have to explain to a Guitar if you don't feel like playing tonight.
• Guitars never put you down, yet you can put them down whenever you wish.
• Guitars don't complain if you wear "sensible" clothes.
• Guitars don't have egos.
• Guitars don't need remote control units.
• When you're lost you don't have to argue with your Guitar about stopping to ask the band for directions.
• When your Guitar is being played too slow, you can speed up.
• When you need someone to play with, your Guitar is happy to accomodate.
• You buy the tools your Guitar needs; it doesn't buy tools that never get used.
• You don't have to continually assure your Guitar that its string length is just right.
• You determine the length and frequency of playing, and you're always in control.
• Your Guitar never finishes before you do.
• Your Guitar doesn't complain about your going out to dinner with your women friends rather than staying at home with it.
• You never get helpful suggestions from your Guitar's mother.
• Your Guitars will allow you to play it even on Super Bowl Sunday.
• Your Guitar never complains if you put on a few pounds.
• When your Guitar is dysfunctional you know how to get it fixed (and knowthat it can be fixed).
• Your Guitar will never earn more than you do for the same job just because it's a Guitar.
• Your Guitar never spends a "night out with the Guitars" and comes home with a strange rash on its fretboard.

and last, but not least:

• Your Guitar will never turn into a beer bellied blob of wood and metal on the couch in front of the TV.

Ljuti mama i tata pitaju se gde su pogrešili u vaspitanju deteta, pa ono ne sluša metal.