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HOW TO CREATE A FOLK SONG
  • All folksongs begin with the phrase: ''I asked my love to take a walk'
  • The walk should be:
    • Down by the riverside
    • Past the prison
    • Into the valley
    • Over the sea and far away.
    It should NOT be:
    • To the store for a loaf of bread
    • To Wallmart
    • Along the Champs-Elysee, Park Avenue, or Pennsylvania Avenue
    • On rollerblades.
  • The conversation along the way should be about:
    • Your racehorse
    • The perfidious British
    • The revelation that you are her/his longlost brother/husband/blacksmith/Lord
    • The inevitable baby
    • Murder
  • Places to be mentioned include:
    • Botany Bay
    • The Mountains of ...
      • A Land called Honalee
      • Carrickfergus
      • The valley
      • The fair
    • All of the above in reverse order, Botany Bay always coming last.
  • All folk songs repeat the same words in each verse, but move them around until one person is killed or the ghost appears. If the ghost appears, it repeats the original verses and the process begins all over again. This is known as revenge.
  • The chorus of all folk songs is half of the words of the verse moved around some more, and with the addition of some poignant nonsense syllables, all in a minor key. No new information is provided.
  • References to work in folk songs should include:
    • Hammers (visionary or steam)
    • Railroad trains, preferably on the same track hurtling towards each other
    • Lots of whales
    • Sowing, reaping, harvesting, babies dropped in furrows, etc.
    • Job categories allowed in folk songs include:
      • Circus work
      • Lighthouse keeping
      • Mourning
      • Gypsying (especially kidnapping)
      • Blowing up British buildings.
    • References to work in folk songs should avoid the following job categories:
      • Insurance
      • Work for any government agency except prisons
      • Re-insurance
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