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[NjegovaWisost]

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[Dio37]

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<fabz> I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on
<atsleek> lol
<Nefemus> what?

**You know you're in a Racist channel when you see this**
(19:22:54)<Jaayy> I like my coffee the way I like my niggers.
(19:22:59)<Naive-EOC> Dead?
(19:23:01)<Derid-EOC> In the Field?
(19:23:02)<Ball-licker> In jail?
(19:23:06)<Humur> Killing each other?
(19:23:08)<Naive-EOC> Stealing?
(19:23:09)<Sailym> Covered in blood?
(19:23:11)<Humur> 5$ a piece?
(19:23:13)<Derid-EOC> Stupid?
(19:23:20)<Jaayy> ...
(19:23:31)<Jaayy> BLACK YOU FU**ING RACIST BASTARDS! I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK!

<Dogan> GUYS, STORY TIME
<Dogan> SO my teacher's friend's friend or something
<Dogan> She was dogsitting one day
<Dogan> Shows up the first time, finds the dog dead on the floor, right?
<Nightryde> how embarrassing
<Dogan> SO she's gotta pack the dog corpse up and take it to the vet so they can dispose of it or whatever
<Dogan> She can't find anything to fit it in, so she stuffs it in a freaking SUITCASE
<Dogan> She didn't have a car so she has to take the train through Chicago
<Zeelot> oh mannnn
<Dogan> This guy helps her carry the case on and is like
<Dogan> "this is pretty heavy, what's in it?"
<Dogan> lady replies "just some computer things"
<Dogan> the guy SOCKS HER IN THE FACE AND RUNS OFF WITH THE CASE
<joebot> ROFLMAO ROFLROFLROFL!!!
<Zeelot> OMG ROOOOOOOOOFL
<Nightryde> AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW would you pawn that sort of thing???
Comment: True story.

[Dr Zoidberg]

Ovo je extra bas sam se ljudski ismejao

[Ghost]

<evilAdmin> Oy! Maybe my job does rock.
<evilAdmin> Da Fluke network tester (a $6000 Gameboy wannabe) was broken today since someone took the lithium batteries out of it and neglected to put them back in the case.
<evilAdmin> We had to test out the connection between floors 2&4, going through floor 3 in the process.
<evilAdmin> so I tell da b0ss that the Network tester is dead... And I need to generate network traffic so I can see the stats on the switches and routers, make sure no packets are being killed prematurely.
<evilAdmin> So he sayz "How much is that tester worth?", I say "6K". He says "Great!".
<evilAdmin> he picks up his office phone, hits the global annoucement button, and says "Floors Two, Three, and Four, our IT Admin requires that you generate network traffic for equipment testing. Grab Half Life off my network share, I'll host". He hangs up and says "Happy?", I say "that works".
<evilAdmin> The rest of the afternoon was dedicated to a rather large Half Life MP game on Crossfire .

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

[NjegovaWisost]

Qq, a tek #2605
Možda bi neko trablo da prevede, za one koji ne znaju eng. Ja stvarno nemam živaca... A i sami Bog zna koliko bih zvjezdica morao da stavim

[Nash Knight]

A postoji i vec kultni http://www.bash.org/?latest. U stvari, ova dva sajta izgledaju gotovo identicno, u cemu je fora??

[NjegovaWisost]

http://www.srbovanje.com/modules/new...php?storyid=66

Obratite pažnju na markove šefove

Inače znam lika, (s obzirom da sam i ja u mensi) i zavrašava ovaj fakultet što piše i hoće drugi da upiše....

[DarkNemos]

NjegovaWisost kaže:

zavrašava

Jesi li siguran da si u mensi?

Šalim se. Pozdrav

[NjegovaWisost]

Greška u kucanju.
Ko je ovaj što je bio na SIGu Paintball u Mensi a nije mi se potpisao?
Joj što bih volio da odem na to čudo, al nema nigdje u blizini...

[LoneWolf]

Policajac da ima ovoliki IQ? Somebody call 911

[Mobius]

Verovali ili ne, možete ovo pročitati:


Nsam vrevoao da zpavrao mgou rzmaueti ono što čtaim.

Zaavljhuujći nobniečnoj mćoi ljdksuog mgzoa,

pemra irtažsiavnjima nučainka sa Kmbreidža,

njie vžano kjoim su roedsldoem npiasnaa slvoa u rčei,

jdieno je btino da se pvro i psldeonje sovlo nlaaze na sovm msteu.

Otasla solva mgou btii u ptponuom nerdeu i bez ozibra na ovu oloknost,

tkest mžeote čtiati bez pobrelma.

Ovo je zobg tgoa što ljduksi mzoak ne čtia savko slvoo pnaooosb,

vec rčei psmraota kao cleniu.

Oavj preomećaj je šljiavo nzavan tipoglikemija.

P.S.
Bolji je osecaj sa srpsko-latinicnim fontovima

Edit: da znaš da jeste --Admin

[Dio37]

Gle, stvarno mogu da procitam.

[urke]

E, zato ja redovno pravim typoe a ne vidim ih I redovno umesto Kragujevac odčukam Kraguejvac.

[SirDuck]

Dorba fora.
Viedo sam ovo nedge vec na ovom fourmu.

[NjegovaWisost]

Prilično dobra stvar, mada četo kada kucam neki ogroman tekst izpremetam slova od brzine pisanja, kao urke što radi, ja ukucam Pljvelja i sl. Zanimljivo

[Game fever]

A ovo svako moze da procita ili ima neki odredjen procenat ljudi koji ne moze. BTW ja sam prtioaco

[Belfegor]

vidi svtarno, znailjimva stvar! Ma ovo je super vise nemoram da pazim kako kucam, greske nisu bitne samo da prvo i zadnje slovo budu na mestu!

[Petar]

Znaci ne mogu da poverujem!
Citao sam priblizno istom brzinom kao i kad citam pravilno napisane reci...
Sta sve nece provaliti....

[Telepatic]

"<studdud> what the fuck is wtf"

[fingerprint]

Sto volim kad neko ima strpljenja da pokaze ljudima delom da nisu u pravu... :
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/60286784.html