Metalci spasavaju princezu

[Ulmawen]

• You are a bona fide folk singer if:
  • you have nine different guitar capos, including a semi-automatic flipoff
  • your first name is one syllable long, or at most is two syllables that end in a vowel, e.g. Doc, Pete, Woody, Joan, Judy
  • you learned the song on a porch, preferably one with a sofa with the insides sprung out
  • you refuse to make an anatomical pun about “The Londonderry Air”
  • you have ''This X fights Y'' inscribed somewhere on your instrument,
    e.g.''this E string fights sexism''.
    
  • you have a dog named after a color.
  You are not a bona fide folk singer if:
  • you play the Hammond Organ
  • your first name is Brittany (unless you are a boy)
  • your last name is Rockefeller or Windsor
  • you learned the song from your chauffeur or housekeeper, unless her name is Elizabeth Cotton
  • you have a sticker on your guitar that reads: “Baby On Board”
  • you have a cat (whether it comes back or not) or goldfish (see Entry under whales). You can have a horse as long as you race it in England or France.